Ask Till Lindemann
i made a dumb thing because i like using the marker tool

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((I think i laughed a little too hard at this. Wait, no, not possible.))

What if you and the rest of R+ had been composers during the 16th century instead of a modern band?
Anonymous

I suppose we would be completly different personality wise, since we would all have had a completly different upbringing in that environment…

But if we were still ourselves, only with the musical “technology” of the times? I suppose we would have a similar sound, only if we were using tradiational instuments.

Our songs would most likely sound similar to this

How is your relationship with Olli, rarely i see you together.
Anonymous

Ollie and I are as close as we are with everyone else, but as we both value our privacy, when we do spend time together outside of work, it is often at his or my own homes. He also enjoys spending his free time with his family, when he can, so we all give him the freedom to do what he wants with his own time, as he does for us.

What would it be like if you hosted an educational nature program?
Anonymous

I don’t think I would be the best nature show host. I suppose while I do enjoy learning facts about places I go, and I do not have any problems with going to “dangerous” places, I would not be very interesting while doing it. It would be like one of my solo interviews with a pretty environtment and animals around me.

I can sing in front of thousands of people, but I still feel self consious doing so, so I cannot settle the “butterflies” in my stomach at the thought of speaking on television in front of the world.

Oddly enough, I wouldn’t mind doing a children’s show variation. That would be interesting, especially with the others. I can handle the animals, while Schneider and Richard cower in the corner. -chuckles-

Why does it never tell me I have messages….

I log on, think I have no questions, but when I actually click on it it turns out I have 50 waiting for me.

… Okay, only two new ones and one I have no idea how to answer, but that is not the poi-

((We interupt your badly schedualed program to bring you an OOC announcement: The computer I use for drawing has unfortunatly broken down, so until further notice, I can’t draw responces…. I’m really really sorry! -and here i am, with ideas on what to draw with these new questions. sob sob-

Also, I would like to apologize for being so slow and pretty much dead. My Till muse aparently went with them on tour, as well as having been in a massive art block for a while has made it really difficult to answer questions. Also life sucking, but that’s not really anything you guys care about. I will answer what questions I get the best I can with text for now, and I promise I will honestly try to be better at keeping this up. I want to keep it up, so I will try!

And so concludes me out of character rant… I now return you to your regular schedualed programming.))

—And then Paul came out of the change room in a duck costume…. -sigh- It’s been crazy….. not more then usual, but I’m getting too old for this..

Anyway, we have to go preform, soon, so I will leave you all be.

Oh…

askschneider:

Apparently there are blogs that discuss things like fans wanting to have sex with the others and me…

I understand that our stage persona can maybe be misleading, in a way, sort of… But still, reading those sorts of things makes us feel very uncomfortable and rather odd. I know if someone you never met wrote those sorts of things, you’d feel very violated. Please, take into consideration that we too are people with privacy, feelings, and that sort.

Not really a question but a thank you, you answered my question and started posting again on my b-day!!!! :D Good start to a hopefully happy day!!! THANK YOU!!!!!!!!! (try a heater rock for arla by the way)

Oh, well what a coinidence. I’m glad that my posting again made you happy. I hope you had a good birthday.

And I will try that, thank you.

I’m sure while we would do what we must to survive without the need for cannibalism, I think in a situation where we cannot get any other form of food…. Being the one with possible the most muscle mass, I think i would be the other’s first choice.

And I don’t think my skills in basket weaving would help me against five starving men.

What? Of course not. Why on earth would I ever have—

-gets an email alert- What the….? From Paul? why would he be emailing me a picture when he’s just in the other——-

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((Alrighty,. Right now, I have three asks left, and I’m going to be drawing things for them. So it may be a little while before those are answered, but they will be tonight, I promise.))

uh, what chest piercing? pics?
Anonymous

((I don’t have the pictures myself, but there was a very blurry picture of a possible piercing on Till’s left pectoral from Mein Land, I believe. I’m just going off of the belief that he actually has one.))

I'm not sure if you'll be able to remember the reason why since it was a while back, but do you remember why you wrote Alter Mann? It's a favorite, so... -nervous laugh-
Anonymous

((I’m sorry, I don’t believe I can answer this. Seeing as how I’m not Till, I can’t really make false memories for him. I have in the past, and I’m trying to stay away from doing that anymore.

I really am sorry I can’t answer your question.))

What would you look like with a moustache?
Anonymous

How do you like the new chest piercing?
Anonymous

It is itchy and sometimes makes putting on shirts difficult.

Who do you think makes a better lifeguard, you, or David Hasselhoff? (I know who I'd place my bets on; hint: it's not the guy whose awful music German people can't seem to get enough of! ;) )

I don’t know how well Herr Hasselhoff is at swimming, but considering his current career, I would have to say myself. I wouldn’t like to place my life in the hands of anyone who refers to one’s self as “The Hoff.”